After three weeks of fatherhood, I have learned something important
Parents are gullible, and babies are manipulative. Baby: [acts adorable] Parent: Oh, you’re the best! Love love love! Baby, ten seconds later: [screams inconsolably] Parent: Shh shh shh shh Baby, two hours later: [still yelling despite being fed and changed and burped and healthy] Parent: omg what were we thinkinggggggg Baby: [stops crying, acts precious] Parent: […]